"A world of my own..."

"Stolen from Sneaks..."

2007-09-18T16:32:42Z

1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/
2. Put in Username: nycareers and Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top results.

1. Actor

2. Comedian

3. Casting Director

4. Medical Illustrator

5. Dispatcher

6. Artist

7. Composer

8. Graphic Designer

9. Special Effects Technician

10. Library Technician

11. Computer Animator

12. Airline Customer Service Agent

13. Cashier

14. Musician

15. Cartoonist/Comic Illustrator

16. Fashion Designer

17. Animator

18. Dental Assistant

19. Desktop Publisher

20. Potter

21. Craftsperson

22. Customer Service Representative

23. Art Director

24. Website Designer

25. Industrial Designer

26. Stylist

27. Mediator

28. Set Designer

29. Psychologist

30. Sport Psychology Consultant

31. Costume Designer

32. Interior Designer

33. Interior Decorator

34. Librarian

35. Exhibit Designer

36. Foreign Service Officer

37. Funeral Director

38. Career Counselor

39. Rehabilitation Counselor

40. Humanitarian Aid Worker

~Rachie XxXxX

"Check it out: Rachel Simpson..."

2007-08-08T19:17:35Z

SIMPSONIZE ME!

~Rachie XxXxX

"Red Nose Day and I haven't bought a nose yet...for shame!"

2007-03-16T20:22:26Z

I had to cancel my hair appointment AGAIN because my train was cancelled and there wasn’t another one for aaaaaages! Fuming? You betcha. Re-scheduled it (AGAIN) for tomorrow. Going in with dad. I suppose this is good in a way as I’m going out tomorrow night so my hair will be all nice and shiny for that. Can’t wait! I hope people are coming out and don’t cancel at the last min. Regardless of this though Dave can finally afford it and I have the weekend off so it’s definite.

~Rachie XxXxX

"Bored, bored, bored..."

2007-03-06T18:22:51Z

~Rachie XxXxX

"About to leave the house..."

2007-03-03T21:17:16Z

Lets start out with love:

Is REAL love indescribable?
Hmmm...no. I think I could describe it. But it’s probably different for everyone.

Have you ever been in love?
Just the once.

What feelings do you get when you know you love someone?
You want to be with them ALL! THE! TIME! And, consequently, you feel like shit when you have to be apart. This feeling probably won’t last though. Ha ha!

Ever get sick to your stomach because you love someone so much?
Can’t say I have.

Describe in 3-5 words what your description of love is?
It’s kind of inconceivable...but also incredible...and yet, at times, it can be really complicated.

Is love sometimes misunderstood for care?
Perhaps.

If you could make someone fall in love with you, who would it be?
I’m not going to fuck around with another person’s emotions! Heh...just kidding...Angelina. That would be immense.

If love was a potion what ingredients would it compose of?
Trust, companionship, devotion, lots of laughs, hugs, kisses and good, gooood times.

Do you tend to enjoy the game of getting someone to love you back?
Erm...no. Absolutely not.

What age were you when you had your first kiss?
*THINKS* Still not 100% on this. 10 or 11. Kissing with tongues though...about 14. I really don’t know though. Can’t have been very memorable.

Is love worth dying for?
In some cases, yes.

Is love worth losing everything you currently own?
That would really suck! But OK...I guess I’d do it.

Is love always enough in a relationship?
Of course not.

What item you own do you love the most? Why?
Oh, that makes perfect sense, doesn’t it? Deary, me. I can’t really decide. I have lots of material possessions that I adore and could never part with. I’d cry the most though if I lost my soft toy collection.

Is the love for your pets same as the love for your family?
Surely not!!!

A food you love?
Chinese food.

Someone you love for making life so much easier?
Dave. Definitely. Things weren’t all that great before he came along.

HATE!!!!!!

Would life be better or easier if we were all emotionless?
No way.

Is black the never ending color of hate?
No. Racist.

A law you hate?
Don’t know.

Someone that makes you sick?
Anyone that has bad body odor.

A food you HATE!?
Mushrooms...cooked...I don’t mind them raw. And carrots...cooked...again, I don’t mind them raw. And parsnips. Never tried them raw so I can’t comment. That’s it.

Do you sometimes hate the ones you love the most?
I don’t “hate” them. Hate it such a strong word. I dislike them immensely sometimes, but it never lasts.

The argument you hated having the most!?
Hmmm...lets not go into it here.

Something about life that you hate?
The notion that in order to get all the things I want, I need money. And in order to get that money I need to work full-time. Why couldn’t I have inherited millions from some dead relative I’ve never met like you see in films???

A movie you hate?
Spiceworld.

A band you wish would just SHUT UP?

Not so much bands, but those dance songs the neds blast out of their music phones on the bus. You know the ones. It’s really just a recurring beat that goes on and on and on with this piercing, high-pitched voice (not unlike a chipmunk) spouting out shitty lyrics.

A vegetable you hate?
Mushrooms, carrots and parsnips. :-)

Something a family member gives you on the holidays that you hate?
As in my birthday and Christmas? I love those! Basically anything that is clearly too young for me. My gran got me a Tinkerbell nail kit when I was 17. Bless her.

A word you despise?
I’m going to agree with Vicky on this one. “Minge” is a horrible, vile, disgusting word. I also feel slightly nauseous when I hear any words associated with veins or arterial bleeding...slit, slash, cut, etc. *SHUDDERS*

Something your BF/GF does that drives you crazy?
When he brings up something that we’ve already talked about. I hate (absolutely HATE) repeating myself.

Something a family member does that drives you crazy?

Constantly making me clean up after him and his ugly wife.

Special Events in your life!!

The happiest moment of your life?
There’s been a few. Being in Glasgow with Dave the first time...eating in the Spanish restaurant and dancing at the Cathouse...I was pretty fucking happy then.

The nicest thing someone has ever said to you?
Aw...there are lots of things...but I don’t want to type them because they’re just too mushy. :-)

A school day that actually went well: what happened?
School seems so long ago now. I barely remember it.

The best date you’ve been on?
Probably that night in Glasgow.

Your best/funnest birthday? What happened?

“Funnest” isn’t a word, you dummy. Probably my 18th. Just because I had all my friends and family under one roof and I just got blazing drunk and danced and had a fucking great time.

The best gift someone has ever given you?
My TV and my DVD player are pretty sweet and I almost died when Dave gave me Rugrats DVD’s. I was certain they didn’t exist.

A time you laughed so hard you peed your pants? What happened?
That happened so many times I’ve lost count. I went through a phase when I was six or seven. Every time someone made me laugh I’d piss myself. It was usually my step brother Robert. I managed to control it after my mum threatened me with Pampers.

Best vacation with family?
I don’t remember our vacations as a “family.” By the time I was old enough to remember my parents had gotten divorced.

The Nasty Tards

Do you get migraines?
I used to. Well, I’m pretty certain they were migraines. It didn’t happen very often. I’d start seeing black spots and I wouldn’t be able to stand upright.

Do you get acne?
Thankfully, no. I did have a major outbreak after I turned 18 though. Not sure what that was about. Probably all the alcohol. Thank God for concealer!

Ever been pregnant when you didn’t want to be?
No, but that’s not something I’d share.

Have you ever been trapped in an elevator?
Thankfully, no.

Ever accidentally caught something on fire in your home?
My foot! I was lying on the living-room floor and I tried to touch the mantle with my toes (stupid, stupid girl) and my leg slipped and my foot fell into the fire. I was wearing socks, thank God. I just shook my leg around until it went out.

Has a pet ever ran away? Did you find them?
Yes, but she came back. We set off fireworks in the garden and stupidly left the door open. My cat got out and almost had a heart attack. She disappeared for about a fortnight. Probably to punish us.

Ever watched a loved one die before your eyes?
Nope. Thank Christ.

Ever had a parent walk in on you and your someone doing something naughty?
No...and I’m very grateful for that.

Your most embarrassing moment?
Don’t know. I’ve done lots of embarrassing things. Falling over on the bus, blurting out something stupid, insulting somebody by accident, throwing up in public...but nothing that makes me die inside every time I think about it.

Have you ever fallen down the stairs?
Once or twice.

Ran into a see through door?
No. That’s pretty stupid.

Slipped on wet floor?
More than once.

Ever found something disgusting in your fast food?
Nothing awful, but I did bite into a massive lump of fat in the middle of my McChicken Sandwich. I was almost sick.

Have you ever been diagnosed with something horrible?
No.

Accidentally slipped gas in public?
Aye, but I just blame it on someone else.

Your Absolute Bests!

Meal you’ve ever made?
I’m no cook. The best thing I can make is a stir-fry. But then who the hell can’t do that???

Thing you have made for someone?
The above. As well pasta with bacon bits and butter. Ooh...hard!

Thing you’ve done for someone?
Not sure. I’ve leant money to people who really needed it.

Action made to help someone?
Bought them a drink?

Advice you’ve given someone?
I’m not very good at that kind of thing. I just sort of listen and nod and then tell them to forget about it. Easier said than done really.

Advice you’ve received?
Not so much advice, but it always helps when people remind me of all the good things going on at the moment. It outweighs the bad.

Picture you’ve drawn?
I drew a portrait of Aileen at school which I was pretty chuffed with.

Poem you’ve written?
I don’t let people read them. But I have a favourite.

Essay you’ve written?
My RPR on “Wasted” by Marya Hornbacher.

Party you’ve ever been to?
Liz’s parties are unsurpassed.

Voicemail message you’ve had?
Voicemail messages are usually bad in my book. I’ll get them because I don’t want to talk to the person, for whatever reason.

Phone conversation you’ve had?
I hate talking on the phone.

Point you’ve proven?
Proving people wrong is always a good feeling. :-)

Sport you played?
I hate sports.

Lets get physical

Your best physical feature is?
Don’t know. My smile?

A creative word to describe the color of your eyes is?
No idea. :-/

Your hairs description:
Boob length, brown with bits of red through it. Usually straight but that’s only after I’ve attacked it with my GHD’s.

What are you most self conscious about on your body?
My legs. Pretty much everything about them. I wish they were more slender.

What do you like the most about your body?
I like being tall and long-limbed. I used to hate it so that’s a triumph.

What animal do you look most like?
No idea. :-/

What have you been made fun of for?
My height.

Let’s get REAL physical!

Would you ever consider sleeping with a celebrity?
Definitely. Then I’d sell the story and make a quick buck.

Have you ever cheated or been cheated on?
Cheated, yes...don’t know about being cheated on.

Would you consider a one night stand?
Not anymore.

Are you straight, gay or bisexual?
Hmmm...difficult to say.

Are you a virgin?
No.

If you have had sex, where was the craziest/silliest place you’ve done it?
Worst? The wee forest-y bit in front of The Mission. Best? James Watson’s rugby pitch. And the stands as well.

If you’re a virgin where do you want your first time to be?

I’m quite content with where I lost it.

Should sex be all about emotion and passion?
Nah.

Does the person have to love you for you to get in their pants?
Ha! Not at all.

Sex only after marriage?
Dumb idea.

Fantasies/fetishes/something romantic involving sex you wish for?
Not saying. We’ve done most of them anyway. :-)

~Rachie XxXxX

"But I love broccoli!"

2007-03-03T14:51:23Z

You'll die from an Unlikely Illness (like the plague).

You will unfortunately succumb to a random and unlikely disease. Only to find out after death that eating more broccoli would have cured you.

'How will you die?' at QuizGalaxy.com

~Rachie XxXxX

"And so I was like 'FUCK!' Oops...sorry, Keith."

2007-02-09T15:22:30Z

Crikey! It’s been a while.

So…my bro had his engagement party. There was a buffet but I wasn’t hungry. I just drank glass after glass of champagne (this wasn’t primarily my fault as Dawn’s mum kept topping up my glass!) I don’t remember leaving or the drive to Dave’s. As soon as I got there I had a panic attack and called my mum and said that I’d left my dress for the party in the car. I hadn’t. She was furious. Had a big massive chilli pastie and drank lots of water and apple juice. Thankfully…I sobered up. But only to get drunk again.

The party was utterly immense! I was kind of glued to Amy all night. I remember being a wimp and only doing half a shock of sambuca, smoking in Dave’s room even though I really shouldn’t have been, apologising to Brutal Keith every time I swore, watching people play Guitar Hero and Wii Sports and drinking a shit load of cider. Occasionally I’d venture into Craig’s room which was so smoky you could hardly see in front of you.

The next morning we cleaned. Fun stuff. And, might I add, we received no help whatsoever from Craig. Frog eyed Bastard.

To be honest, I know it’s been a while but that’s really all I wanted to update on. Other than that I’ve been working, working, working because somebody’s on their honeymoon, somebody’s in hospital and somebody got sacked, so they’re understaffed…again. I’m sick fed up of the place and it’s making me depressed. I told my dad and he said I should wait until they’ve sorted all this mess out then look for something else. I only took the job because I was desperate. It’s time to move on.

I’ve just been paid but, shockingly enough, I’ve barely touched a cent. Dave’s broke and we haven’t been out in a long, long time. The bastard DJ’s at The Pit informed Dave BY E-MAIL that he was…well…fired. If you can use that term for something that wasn’t even a proper job in the first place. “Sorry to do this by e-mail, man…” WELL, DON’T!!! Tell him to his face. Honest to fuck, what the hell?! Sorry, it’s nothing to do with me but it did piss me off no end. Anyway, I’m getting a bit bored. And sad. Which sucks.

Hmmm. That is all until my next update (maybe sometime in April.)

~Rachie XxXxX

"Killing time before dinner..."

2007-01-22T19:08:22Z

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
I’ve never paid a bill in my life. Yep...off to a good start... :-)

2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
That Spanish restaurant in Glasgow was pretty sweet. So long as the place looks classy enough, the staff are friendly and the wine is cheap(ish) I’m happy.

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
New Year. But only a little bit and nobody noticed, ha ha!

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
I’m pretty sure that’s never happened.

5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Paxton.

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Eating my dinner. I’m starving. But I’d quite like it if I could eat it with Dave as I miss him already which is really, really sad. :-)

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A wanted to be a Veterinary Nurse for a while but then I realised I’d have to watch animals get put down so I decided against it.

8. How many colleges did you attend?
None.

9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
Because it’s comfy.

10. GAS PRICES!
Not an issue since I don’t have a driving license.

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
Obviously I’d take Dave. Maybe America but only for a wee while. I’m quite content in Scotland.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
It didn’t. I had a nice lie in.

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?

Can’t remember exactly but they were happy thoughts.

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Boxers! I can’t tolerate a man in briefs.

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Either taking the bin out because I have to go down two flights of stairs or unloading the dishwasher because it takes ages. We don’t put it on until it’s fit to burst. Same goes for our bin which means there’s a good chance it’ll burst halfway down the stairs. Fun stuff.

17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
Why an “art gallery”? That’s very specific. If I didn’t have to work (which would rock) I probably (definitely) wouldn’t volunteer to do anything whatsoever. :-)

18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in. Obviously.

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Ariel. But I also love (love! Love! Love!) Maggie Simpson.

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with the opposite sex?
Watch a DVD, drink wine, stuff ourselves with junk food...your basic night in.

21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
Well, presumably if it’s a “secret” then I don’t want people knowing. Otherwise I would just go ahead and tell everyone. Unless it’s somebody else’s secret. But I’ve been known to tell everyone anyway because I’m a gossip monger, LOL!

2. When did you first start feeling old?
I’ve never felt old. I’ve said that I have but I don’t really. Most of my friends are older than me so if anything I feel like a baby. Which suits me as it’s all I’ve ever known. I’m the youngest in my family and I was the youngest at school/uni.

23. Favorite 80's movie?
This is hard because there are so many. Maybe Labyrinth.

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Either chicken and mayonnaise or tuna and mayonnaise. I <3 mayonnaise.

25. What do you get every time you go into Costco?
Costco? Never been in one.

26. Beach or lake?
Lake. Sand pisses me off.

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died by the age 20?
I have a lot of issues with marriage but that’s not one of them. :-/

28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
Uhhh...nobody.

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Spending money I guess. I don’t tend to feel guilty about anything else, ha ha!

30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
There isn’t one. If I like a movie that everyone else hates I don’t particularly care. But, having said that, I don’t think I do.

31. What's your favorite drink?
If we’re talking about alcohol then it’s got to be champagne. When I’m rich I’ll drink it everyday, ha ha! But non-alcoholic...peppermint tea, Irn-Bru, Diet Coke Cherry and cranberry juice.

33. Cops or robbers?
Never played it before in my life.

39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
What car?

42. Norm or Cliff?
I don’t have a preference because I’ve never watched the show.

43. The Cosby Show or The Simpsons?
Oh, please! Like there’s any competition there. The Simpsons, all the way!

44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
There isn’t one but, to be honest, there’s really no point in regrets. What’s done is done and there’s fuck all I can do about it now.

45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
Why do you assume that I work in an office? That would slowly but surely kill me.

46. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
I’d never do that.

47. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Lee Evans. For the banter. Oh, and throw in Angelina Jolie and Christian Bale because I want to sex them up.

48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
See above.

49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Nope.

50. Last book you read for real?

“Read for real”? What the heck does that mean??? “Wicked” by Gregory Maguire.

51. Do you have a teddy bear?
I don’t have “a teddy bear,” I have hundreds.

52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
What an odd question. No idea.

53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
What the...?!

54. Number of texts in a day?
Two or three maybe.

55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
New career.

56. Do you go to church?
No.

57. Pencil or pen?
Pen.

58. Bueller??? Bueller??? Bueller??? Has anyone seen Ferris???
:-/

60. What do you want to achieve in life?
I’m not really into setting goals for myself. I just want to be happy.

61. How old are you?
19. Uh! I mean 20! Still getting used to that, ha ha!

62. Where do you see yourself when you are 40?
No idea.

~Rachie XxXxX

"2007 quiz..."

2007-01-07T15:54:44Z

1. Who was the first person you talked to in 07?

A lot of people at once I’d imagine, i.e. “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”

2. The first person you hugged?

Dave. Naturally.

3. The first person you called?

I tend to have a list of people I try to call (but usually forget to out of drunkenness) but everyone was out so there was no need.

4. The first person you texted?

My brother.

5. The first drink you drank?

Mulled wine.

6. The first person that called you?

Nobody. :-( Ha ha! They all just sent texts.

7. The first person that texted you?

My brother. Then my mum but she sent the same message five times. Not sure if she was drunk or she just didn’t have a clue how to work her new phone.

8. Have you talked to all of your top 8 yet?

Nope.

9. Any of them?

Obviously.

10. Who was the 1st person to hang up on you?

Nobody. :-/

11. What was the first thing you watched on TV?

I hadn’t watched any TV in 2007 until Friday. EastEnders with my mum.

12. Who was the first person you thought of?

Everyone I wanted to be there was there so I didn’t need to “think” about them. I could see them and talk to them and touch them and everything. :-)

13. What was the first thing you ate?

A pizza from the chippy.

14. What were you wearing at midnight?

A red dress my mum got me for Christmas.

15. First kiss?

Dave.

16. First fight?

Haven’t had one yet, thank God.

17. First laugh?

When you’re drunk you tend to laugh at a lot of things so I’m not really sure.

18. First person to say “I love you”?

Dave.

~Rachie XxXxX

"Ha!"

2006-12-18T19:23:25Z

On the twelfth day of Christmas, weirdgirl123 sent to me...

Twelve berets drumming

Eleven bubbles piping

Ten fairies a-leaping

Nine sweatbands dancing

Eight presents a-milking

Seven christmas a-swimming

Six gangsters a-doodling

Five co-o-o-owgirl boots

Four switch blades

Three fishnet stockings

Two percy pigs

...and a beer in an angelina jolie.

~Rachie XxXxX

"Stolen from Emma..."

2006-11-30T03:31:26Z

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...

Opening Credits:
Freak Momma – Mudhoney and Sir Mix-A-Lot (HA HA! YAS!!)

Waking Up:
Dancing in the Dark – Bruce Springsteen

Monday:
The Bucket – Kings of Leon

Fight Song:
Monster – The Automatic

Breaking up:
Ever Fallen in Love? – Nouvelle Vague

Prom:
Video Killed the Radio Star – The Buggles (woop!)

Life:
Glory – Liz Phair

Mental Breakdown:
No One Knows – Queens of the Stone Age

Driving:
Kashmir – Led Zeppelin

Flashback:
Somebody to Love – Jefferson Airplane

Getting Back Together:
This Corrosion – The Sisters of Mercy (Hmmm...:-/)

Wedding:
My Humps – Black Eyed Peas (heh, heh)

Birth of Child:
Ebeneezer Goode – The Shamen (Oh, my!)

Final Battle:
Kick It – Iggy Pop and Peaches

Death Scene:
Personal Jesus – Depeche Mode

Funeral Song:
Fuck Forever – Babyshambles

End Credits:
Colorblind – Counting Crows (awww...that’s a nice one to end with.) :-)

Anyway, I REALLY need to go to sleep! Good night.

~Rachie XxXxX

"Great Boo's up!"

2006-11-15T17:54:09Z

~Rachie XxXxX

"Curiouser and curiouser..."

2006-10-30T17:14:19Z

Your Sexy Halloween Costume Is

Alice in Wonderland

What Sexy Halloween Costume Are You?

~Rachie XxXxX

"Taken from Wendy..."

2006-09-08T21:38:27Z

Create your own! Originally Written By ga_woo, Hosted and ReWritten by darkman424

Some of those are...well...strange. Oh, well.

~Rachie XxXxX

"Before I head to Snoozy Land..."

2006-07-28T23:10:01Z

What Icons Are You? by willowwitch29
Name
Age
Your Sex Icon
Your Love Icon
Your Attitude Icon
Your Random Icon
Your Suicide Icon
Your Icon Of Doom!
And this is the icon i choose for your soul!

Quiz created with MemeGen!

~Rachie XxXxX

"Yum..."

2006-07-28T15:09:03Z

<td align="center"> Rachel will go to jail for ...

Biting someone’s nipple off

'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com</td>

~Rachie XxXxX

"Look! It's me..."

2006-07-27T23:55:05Z

~Rachie XxXxX

"Have a quiz before I have my dinner..."

2006-07-13T18:34:38Z

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.	✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Definitely true! I've even given up on Big Brother AND EastEnders (trust me, this is a big deal.))	✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Only for watching films or reading.)	× I love to play video games.	✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. ("Sometimes"???)	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

* * * * *

× I have broken someone's bones.	✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.	✓ I hate the rain. (I like it when I'm indoors, but if I get caught in it my hair goes all frizzy. :-/)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.	✓ I need/want money right now. (Damn straight.)
✓ I love sushi.	✓ I talk really, really fast. (Only when drunk. Or so I'm told.)	× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair.	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.	✓ I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look.	✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.	✓ I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Just ask Dave.)	× I think prostitution should be legalized.	× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. ("Pecked"? As in kissed? I'm going to assume so...)	× I enjoy talking on the phone.	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.	× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.	✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.	✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.	✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.	✓ I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (As far as I'm aware.)
✓ I have a lot to learn.	× I am shy around the opposite sex.	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
✓ I own the "South Park" movie.	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	× I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends.	✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (It is awesome about the candy, but sadly I'm too old now. :-()	× I have dated a close friend's ex.	✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.	× Democrat.	× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.	× I am punk rockish.	✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (Well...kind of. A quick glance over my notes the night before. :-))	✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).	× I am comfortable with who I am right now.	✓ I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.	× I have jumped off a bridge.	× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.	× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.	× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs. (Never had one, but I'm going to assume they suck.)	× I went to college out of state.	× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.	× I have thrown up from crying too much.	× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.	✓ I adore bright colours.	× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.	✓ I can pick up things with my toes.	× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	✓ I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.	✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.	× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	× I'm an artist.	× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes. (I hate my feet, period. And everybody else's. Feet are ugly.)	✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.	× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.	× I am extremely flexible.	× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.	✓ I smoke.	× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.	✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (They're kind of cool I guess. Wait! Does that make me gay??? :-))	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.	× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.	× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.	× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone. (I used to relish it.)	× I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (Ha! :-))	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.	✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.	× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.	× I can speak more than one language.	× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.	× I like reading fact more than fiction.	✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.	× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (That's pretty sad. :-()	× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.	× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (9 times out of 10.)	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.	× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.	× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	× I have a custom-built computer.	× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (My God. :-\|)	× I've gone skinny-dipping.	✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.	× I'm Irish and loving it.	× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!	× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.	× I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.	× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.	× I love playing Truth or Dare.	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Aye! :-/)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.	× I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.

~Rachie XxXxX

"Bored. Have a Battle Royale quiz..."

2006-06-29T19:58:25Z

~Rachie XxXxX

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"

2006-06-26T21:40:01Z

What. The. Fuck???

~Rachie XxXxX

"Boldly going nowhere..."

2006-06-07T17:08:28Z

Name?
Rachie Babie.

Single or taken?
Taken.

Happy about that?
Aye. :-)

Sex?
You offering?

Siblings?
One. A big bro.

Eye color?
Green(ish.)

Shoe Size?

6 or 7.

Height?
5’9” maybe?

Innie or Outie?
Innie.

Righty or lefty?
A conventional righty.

Can you make a dollar in change right now?
No. :-/

Do you have a b/f or g/f?
You’ve already asked this. Silly cookie.

Best place to go for a date?
A theme park!

----------Favorite...

Kind of pants?
Bootleg jeans.

Number?
11.

Animal?
Cats.

Drink?
Champagne.

Sport?
Eh?

Month?
December.

Juice?
Grapefruit.

Breakfast?
A fry-up with lots of ketchup and buttery toast. :-)

----------Have you ever...

Given anyone a bath?
No.

Made yourself throw-up?
Yes.

Gone skinny dipping?
No.

Eaten a dog?
No.

Put your tongue on a frozen pole?
No.

Loved someone so much it made you cry?
No.

Broken a bone?
No.

Played truth or dare?
Yes.

Been on a plane?
Yes.

Came close to dying?
No.

Been in a sauna?
Yes.

Been in a hot tub?
No.

Swam in the ocean?
Yes.

Fallen asleep in school?
Yes.

Ran away?
Yes.

Broken someone's heart?
Not to my knowledge.

Cried when someone died?
Yes.

Cried in school?
No.

Fell off your chair?
Yes.

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call?
No.

Saved AIM conversations?
Yes.

Saved e-mails?
Yes.

Made out with JUST a friend?
Yes.

Used someone?
No.

Been cheated on?
I hope not.

----------What is...

Your good luck charm?
I don’t believe in luck.

New favorite song?

“Backstreet Noise” by Rocket.

What's your room like:
Yellow walls which are pretty much invisible because of the number of posters and magazine cutouts I’ve stuck on them, blue carpet, a kind of/sort of bunk bed with a desk and chair below it instead of another bed, TV, phone (which my dad disconnected), stereo, shit loads of DVD’s/CD’s, soft toys and shoes...that’s about it.

What is beside you?
A sofa and a window.

Last thing you ate?
Pringles.

What kind of shampoo do you use?
That L’Oreal Nutri-gloss stuff. I liked the colour of the bottle. :-)

----------Ever had....

Chicken pox?
Yes.

Sore throat?
Yes.

Stitches?
Yes.

Broken nose?
No.

----------Do you...

Believe in love at first sight?
No.

Like picnics?
Yes.

Like school?
No.

----------Questions...

Who was the last person that called you?
My mum.

Who was the last person you slow danced with?
Can’t remember.

Who knows you the best?

Me.

----------Who...

Did you last yell at?
My dad.

Is the last person you watched TV with?
Aileen and Dave.

Told you they loved you?
Dave.

Who is the last person you saw (besides your parents)?
Dave.

Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
Glasses...sometimes.

Do you like yourself?
I’m OK.

Do you get along with your family?
In a fashion.

----------Are you...

Obsessive?
Occasionally.

Compulsive?

A little.

Suicidal?
Nahhh!

----------Final questions... (me: this is such a lie!)

What are you listening to right now?
Nothing.

What did you do yesterday?
Hung out with Aileen and Dave.

Hated someone in your family?
No.

Gotten any awards?
Nothing worth mentioning.

What car/truck do you wish to have?
A baby blue Bentley which my chauffer would drive.

Good driver?
Rubbish!

Good singer?
No.

Have a lava lamp?
Yes.

How many remotes do you have in your house?
*THINKS* 14...I think. That’s counting stereo remotes too.

Are you double jointed?
No.

When you last showered?
Last night.

Scary or funny movies?
Funny.

Chocolate or vanilla?
Vanilla.

Root Beer or Dr. Pepper?
Dr. Pepper...but I like both.

Summer or winter?
Winter.

Silver or gold?
Silver.

Diamond or pearl?
Diamond.

Sprite or 7up?
Sprite.

Coffee or tea?
Tea.

Phone or in person?
In person.

Are you the oldest, middle or youngest?
Youngest.

Indoor or outdoor?
Indoor.

----------Today did you...

1. Eat something?
Yes.

2. Bought something?
Yes.

3. Get sick?
No.

4. Sing?
Yes.

8. Talked to an ex?
No.

9. Miss someone?
No.

----------Last person who...

10. Recently slept in your bed?
Nobody sleeps in my bed except me.

11. Saw/heard you cry?
Dave.

12. Made you cry?
My dad.

13. Went to the movies with?
Dave...I think. :-/ Aaages ago!

14. You went to the mall with?
Dave.

15. Said "I Love You" and meant it
Dave.

----------Ever...

16. Been in a fight with your pet?
No.

17. Been to Vegas?
No. Sadly.

18. Been to Mexico?
No.

19. Been to Canada?
No.

20. Been to Europe?
Yes.

----------Random...

21. Do you have a crush on someone?
I guess so.

22. What book are you reading now?
I’m not.

23. Best feeling in the world?
Reciprocated love. Oh, and finding money in the pocket of an old jacket! :-)

24. Future kids names?
Wait and see.

25. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Aye.

26. What's under your bed?
A chair and a desk.

27. Favorite sports to watch?
I’d rather not.

28. Favorite location?
Anywhere with friends, good music and alcohol.

29. Piercings/Tattoos?
Yes/No.

30. What is your favorite food?
Christmas dinner.

31. Who do you really hate?
Nobody.

32. Do you have a job?
No. :-(

33. Have you ever liked someone you didn't have a chance with?
Aye.

34. Have you ever cried?
Surely everyone has cried??? Some more than others admittedly...

36. Are you lonely right now?
Not at all.

38. Song that's stuck in your head right now?

“Sweet Little Lies” by Fleetwood Mac. Heh.

40. Have you ever gotten beat up?
I wish! :-)

42. Have you ever been on radio/TV?
Hmmm...in the background on the news.

43. Have you ever been in a mosh pit?
Yes.

44. Ever liked someone, but thought they never noticed you?
Yes.

~~~~~

What color is your underwear right now?
White with pink polka dots.

What’s the first things you notice about the opposite sex (visual)?
Weight.

Do you smoke?
You could say that.

Ever get so drunk you don’t remember anything?
HAVE I?! :-)

Hair color?
Brown.

Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Nope.

Hugs or kisses?
Depends. Who’s offering them? Ugly people can get tae fuck with the kisses. :-)

Aim? MSN?
Sometimes.

Butter, plain or salted popcorn?
Butter!

Dogs or cats?
Kitty cats.

Have you ever fired a gun?
Only an air rifle.

Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car?
No. I get restless on planes.

How many pillows do you sleep with?
Three.

Do you think your ex misses you?
No. Bovvered???

~Rachie XxXxX

"Alun sent me this..."

2006-06-06T03:25:36Z

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him and the game forfeited.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard." Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other wise men, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was "more humane."

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes. Ever.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck taketh away.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased by13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "Fucking."

Chuck Norris spends his Saturdays climbing mountains and meditating in peaceful solitude. Sundays are for oral sex, KFC and Tequila.

Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. The only time he didn't was in 1941, otherwise known as the beginning of the Holocaust.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down!

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant; he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris was a hidden playable character on Mortal Combat 2 on the Sega Genesis.

Chuck Norris is known for his modesty but readily admits that he is the 8^th wonder of the natural world.

Chuck Norris has no concept of time; if you go to his house you won't find a single clock. When you ask to leave because it's getting late he stares at you blankly until you sit back down.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris caught all 386 Pokemon in just under 2.7 seconds. He says he won't trade any of them for anything.

Chuck Norris broke his own leg, purely for the sake of winning the Paralympics.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

A handicap parking sign does not signify that the spot is for handicapped people. It is actually a warning that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Every time Chuck Norris hears the term ‘Virgin’ Mary he laughs out loud.

It used to be called the Tower of Pisa…until Chuck Norris decided to roundhouse kick it.

~Rachie XxXxX

"A very British quiz..."

2006-05-15T23:40:23Z

1. EastEnders or Emmerdale?
EastEnders.

2. Euros or keep the English pound?
Euros.

3. In the last month have you been to the shops?
Ya whit???

4. Bourbons or Custard Creams?
Custard Creams.

5. Do you find Six Feet under pretentious?
I used to love it...but I kind of see what you mean now. It got crappy.

6. Is Byker Grove well past its sell by date?
Well, Dave says it’s being cancelled. I used to watch it back in the P.J and Duncan days. So...yes, it’s pretty stale.

7. O2 or Vodafone?

O2.

8. Marmite or jam?
Marmite.

9. What’s your three favourite words spelt differently in UK English than US English?

Jesus wept, this is silly...

1. Jewelry/Jewellery.

2. Anesthesia/Anaesthesia

3. Donut/Doughtnut

10.Fish and chips or Indian?
Fish and chips.

11. Do you shop regularly in Tescos?
DO I?!?! Ha! Just ask Liz. :-P

12.North or South?
North.

13. Heinz Beans or nearest competitor?
Well, we’ve always got Heinz in the cupboard. But if I had my own flat I’d probably opt for the cheaper option. But you know what?! IT MAKES NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE! They pretty much taste the same. :-/

14. Which is the national treasure: the red phone box, cricket or Posh and Becks?

The red phone box. At a push.

15. Arse or norks?
Arse.

16. When was the last time you were trolleyed?
*THINKS* Last Wednesday.

17. Which expression do you use the most?

Can’t think. You tell me.

18. Mods or Rockers?
Rockers.

19. Beatles or Stones?
Stones.

20. Chavs or Emos?
Ahhh...now there’s a predicament.

21. Peter Kay or Ricky Gervais?
Ricky Gervais. I love them both but I prefer Ricky’s stand up work.

22. Pub lunch or fast food?
Pub lunch! &hearts;

23. Tetley’s or Bacardi Breezer?
Tetley’s.

24. Who was the last person you snogged?
My Dave.

25. Heinz Ketchup or Daddies?
Heinz.

26. Led Zeppelin or The Who?
Led Zeppelin.

27.What does G.M.T stand for?
Greenwich Mean Time.

28. Who was the best Doctor Who?
I never watched the old ones...so I’ll say Christopher Eccleston.

29. Do you watch Hollyoaks at the weekend or each day?
I don’t make a point of following it but I have been known to watch the omnibus on Sundays when I’m hung over and can’t be fucked doing anything else.

30. Name three members of Take That
Gary Barlow, Mark Owen and Jason Orange. To the person who did this before me: You can’t say Robbie. He’s not in Take That anymore. Duh? :-P

31. Jaguar or Bentley?
Bentley!

32. British Airways or Virgin?
British Airways.

33. BBC or ITV?
Neither.

34. Only Fools and Horses or The Office?
The Office. Only Fools and Horses did exactly what The Office made a point of avoiding. Making too many episodes.

35. Who is the best Briton?
Me.

~Rachie XxXxX

"My Space: The Movie"

2006-05-10T03:31:36Z

Woke up and couldn’t get back to sleep. Check out this funny video about My Space I found online. :-)

~Rachie XxXxX

"Fill in the blanks..."

2006-05-09T00:50:12Z

My ex is.......unimportant.

Maybe I should........get my finger out of my ass and look for a new job.

I love.......Dave.

I don’t understand........politics, algebra and why Disney isn’t cool anymore.

I lost my.........lip gloss.

People would say that I’m........ill-tempered, but good fun.

Sex is........the best it’s ever been.

Love is.......new to me. But I like it.

Somewhere, someone is.......giving birth, dying, having an orgasm and making some amazing new discovery. Not at the same time of course.

I will always.......judge people I don’t know. It's a flaw I can’t seem to budge.

Forever is....... non-existent.

I never want to........be alone.

I think the current President is.........a child in a man’s body.

When I wake up in the morning I........put my alarm on snooze and go back to sleep. I repeat this until I’m extremely late.

Life is full of.......little problems that get in the way of everything else.

My past........is really boring and I’m glad it’s been and gone and out of the way.

I get annoyed when........I come home to find my dad hasn’t done shit around the house and the sink is full of dishes and the bin needs emptied and there’s no bread and milk and he’s just sitting there with his bitch, watching TV. What am I, Cinder-fucking-ella?!

I wish.......I could just get a semi-decent job where I’m happy and earning enough to get by so I can concentrate on more important things.

My dog is.......part of the soil now.

Tomorrow I'm going to.........go job hunting. *SIGH*

I have a low tolerance for people who.......don’t have any manners or lie to make themselves look good or wouldn’t know a sense of humour if it came by and put a bullet in their neck.

If I had a million dollars I would.......go on holiday with my Dave.

Sometimes I want to.......just lie in bed all day.

~Rachie XxXxX

If YOU were in battle royale?
Name
How do you feel?
Whats your technique?
Your Number	36
Your Weapon	Bulletproof vest
Your Kill Count	40
Your Outcome	You get blown up in one of the danger zones

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